When asked of his favorite part of being on the Blizzard Lighting team, Sarge explained that it’s the fact that every facet of the sacred traditions of Beurfelnjorlgen are, if not practiced, certainly respected. From the solemn “Dumping of the Boiling Chowder” to carving effigies in cheese with a frozen otter’s tongue, “the people here understand me.” On the subject of education and military background, Sarge divulged that he “had top clearance to an area called S-4, where they had an aggressive program to back-engineer the saucer technology … wait, that’s Bob Lazar. Never mind.”
Sarge prides himself on being able to withstand the incessant banality of a show like Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman without feeling an urgent need to ingest poison. He has still not learned to enjoy the experience. He further explained that some skills take a great deal of time and effort to develop. It’s a harsh reality.
In his spare time, Sarge enjoys collecting bits of dried twigs and arranging them into fun circus animal shapes.
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